Why Men Marry BITCHES

why men marry bitches
that is the title of this book that i am reading
and i am enjoying every bit of it
mind the content of the title
do not ignore the reference men as opposed to boys
because this wouldn't work for puppy love stuff
or should i even call that saturated infatuation, love?
the word bitch is explained in the book
mistake it not for a brach, instead be it the acronym for
Babe In Total Control (of) Herself
i love it
i even made hamsters out of my friends
Masheed and Terence (hi guys, they don't know 'bout this...hehe)
Terence was the typical guy pictureqsue
a guy who wants a girl who plays it cool after torjack
Masheed is the ultimate nice girl
who,on the otherhand, feels "closer" (with matching hand gestures)
what women are supposed to do is
PRETEND LIKE YOU DON"T GIVE A DAMN
not only will you make him work harder to please you
but the main reason that i've lived this advice eversince was
that i did not want to give HIM the pleasure
of thinking that he was amazing
or that he was better for me than i was for him
i want to keep it in this line of thinking:
i am way tooo good for you,
and since i am gracing you with my presence,
work hard for it.
please don't think that i think way too much of myself
but you have to bid higher honey
to get a good deal for your real value
and if nobody's buying it maybe your worth a little less
hahahahaha